Hacking SmartMeters

Presenter's disclaimer:

The contents of this talk are in no way to be construed as an endorsement or incitement of illegal activities!

The views expressed here are my own and not necessarily those of my employer, the organizers of this conference, my wife, or the Bavarian Illuminati who want to use SmartMeters to control your thoughts.

"That is the ever popular and long-lived electromechanical meter. This is a thing of beauty and wonder. It will last 40 years on the side of your house. But it's not real smart..."

"SmartMeters do a lot of things over RF. It's actually what has the tinfoil hat crowd worked up, because apparently it's making their auras turn pink, and it's giving them headaches, and they can hear the Illuminati. We didn't want them to hear us."