Teenagers will be able to play virtual sport without getting all sweaty and dirty and without burning off any of that valuable puppy fat, which they need for winter warmth.
The other great thing about this wi-fi park idea is the increase in electro-magnetic radiation. You can get a top-up while you're walking the dog or having a jog or a family picnic.
Anyway, the World Health Organisation classifies mobile phone radiation as only a Group 2B danger (possibly carcinogenic). Until that "possibly" is changed to "definitely", I say tweet on.
Park wi-fi - are they off their Facebooks?
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