Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Precautionary Cousin Eddie

Don't go putting none of that stuff on my sled Clark! You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So, over at the VA they had to replace it with a plastic one and it ain't as strong. So, I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brain but a piece of government plastic.


With zero intention, this epic scene from the classic holiday film speaks perfectly to the ongoing smart meter boondoggle:

• recklessly testing new products on people
• folks with medical conditions or implants being harmed by radio frequencies
• government recommended and subsidized replacement of previously safe metal devices with cheap plastic ones

Happy Holidays from Smarter Meters!

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